Ask Leo! #682 – Why Can’t I Talk To a Real Person?

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In this week's articles: talking to a real person (or not), Office 2003 + Windows 10 = a challenge, and if there were one skill worth improving, it's this one.

And then there's Patreon...

This week in patronage

Patreon, the service handlinge my patronage program so far, announced they were adding fees to pledges made by subscribing patrons. Your $2 per month pledge would now result in a $2.41 charge, $5 would be $5.50, and so on.

Many people started cancelling their patronage as a result -- both at Ask Leo!, as well as other creators across Patreon. I can't say I blame them, but losing patrons hurts, especially when it's because of something like this.

I'd been planning to slowly move away from Patreon anyway, for a variety of more technical reasons. As a result I have my replacement ready to go. It eliminates Patreon as a middle-man, and adds a couple of additional features.

If you're an existing patron, you don't need to do anything, but you may want to switch so as to avoid the increased fees. (I can't make the switch for you, I'm afraid.) You can read more about it all in this week's fourth article.

Or you can just sign up as a patron here. At a minimum, everyone who signs up that way gets "Ad Free Ask Leo!", and yes, there's now an annual option too! :-)

This week on TEH Podcast

I wasn't able to make it this week, but co-hosts Gary, Kevin, and guest co-host Allen (from WordTips and ExcelTips) cover Patreon (of course), Chromecast not being allowed in the Amazon store, Google serving up celebrity video answers, being polite to our digital assistants, and a man creating art using Microsoft Excel. Check out episode 4 of The Tech Enthusiast Hour podcast.

Why Can't I Talk To a Real Person?


It's a common frustration. You have a problem, concern, or complaint, and you want to reach out to the company or service involved. Try as you might, you can't find a phone number. If you do, you find an endless phone-tree of automated assistance options, or worse, a scam.

As far as you can tell, there's simply no way to locate a real person to talk to.

There probably isn't, and the reason is simple.

People are expensive. Incredibly expensive. Even when they're overseas, compared to automated or self-service alternatives, people are still costly and often unreliable.

Let's look at why this is, and explore your alternatives.

This isn't about right or wrong

People tend to get extremely frustrated when they can't access the support they feel should exist.

From time to time, I'm one of those people. 🙂

But I want to be clear: this isn't about whether the decisions made by these companies are right or wrong. This isn't about what you do or don't deserve as their customer. This isn't about how company “X” should provide real people accessible by real phone numbers.

This is about understanding why things are the way they are.

This is about using that understanding to set realistic expectations and make informed decisions.

This is about becoming more self-reliant.

Free is never free

Nowhere do I hear this complaint more than relating to free online services. Be it free tiers of services that include paid options, or services provided for free in exchange for your information or for the opportunity to show you advertising, free apps and services often have little to no live customer support.

I've said this often: having no customer support is one of the prices you pay for free services.

A “good” free service will have online information available, knowledge bases you can search, and even forums where users of the service help one another. While there's a cost involved in those options, they're often minimal, or one-time, costs. Actual support staff costs money continuously.

If they had to pay for support staff, the service likely would not be free.

If the service weren't free, it's likely you wouldn't be using it.

So to keep the costs down and the number of users high, the service is provided without live support. The reality is that it can only be provided without live support in order to survive at the level it does.

Free tiers generally don't “push” you into anything

Many services provide what's called a “freemium” blend of products. One tier is completely free, but limited somehow in its offering. More functionality — such as additional support offerings — is available at paid levels of service. Often there are multiple paid levels, each with its own additional product or service benefits.

Users of the free version of a service often complain that they're constantly being “pushed” into purchasing the paid product in order to get even basic support.

While I can certainly name products and services that do use their free offerings as aggressive approaches to acquiring paid customers, my experience is that for the most part, it isn't that widespread. In most cases, the offering is clear: a free version you can use without any support at all, and paid versions with more features and support.

It's not a push; it's simply your decision. If you choose to stick with the free version, your expectations should be clear from the outset. That there might be a paywall is nothing more than the structure of the product offerings.

Businesses make these decisions based on marketing. Of course they hope the free product or service will demonstrate the value of their offering and result in people who are willing to pay for additional value. But if you want to keep using the free version, you're welcome to do so.

These are business decisions, nothing more

It sounds horrible, but it really is all about money.

Regardless of whether it's a business attempting to make a profit1, or a not-for-profit organization just trying to pay the bills, customer support options are costly.

And the options for raising revenue are limited.

Display too many ads and you lose customers. Display too few and you don't make enough to run the service, much less support it. Patronage and other donation-based models are rarely effective, and almost never enough for larger companies. Selling product “X” in order to fund product “Y” generally results in product “Y” getting less and less attention, unless it has some strategic import to a company's overall strategy.

And nothing changes the fact that hiring people — often termed a company's “most important asset” — is often its most costly expense.

When companies large or small run the numbers, the cost of labor is measured against the alternatives, and self-service options like knowledge bases and peer-to-peer support forums provide a more cost-effective solution.

What this all means to you

The bottom line is that the state of customer support is something you need to be aware of for two reasons:

  • So you can set reasonable expectations of the services you use, perhaps even being grateful that free services are even available.
  • So you can make informed decisions when choosing the services that are the most important to you.

Both of these, when taken to heart, result in a much less frustrating experience.

Become more self-sufficient. If a company doesn't provide direct customer service, look for other options for help. Search their knowledge bases, if they have them. Join their user communities. Learn to be skeptical about the information you do find, while at the same time becoming better at using services like Google2 to search for solutions.

Don't get frustrated when the free or low-cost service you signed up for offers little to no customer support. It's exactly what you should expect as part of the complex equation that allows you to use it for free. The lack of support is the additional “price” you agree to pay.

Make different choices. If you really do need live support, or if the support options you find don't meet your needs, then find an alternative service more to your liking. And don't be surprised if it's not free. Depending on your reliance on a service, good customer support can be worth every penny you pay for it.

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Can I Use Office 2003 with Windows 10?

What are your criteria for deciding whether or not to take Microsoft updates?

I have Win10 and Office 2003. Regularly, when I get an update from Microsoft it trashes my Excel 2003. If I try to paste into a spreadsheet or format a cell the program crashes. I have to reinstall from my last Macrium full back-up (which includes the o/s) and then my last data backup (which does not include the o/s). I'm fed up with doing that, so I'm intending to turn off Microsoft updates. I can't use the PC without Excel. I could go back to Win8, which is stable but nasty. I'm certainly not going to buy a new version of Office which will look nothing like Office 2003. REALISTICALLY, as opposed to THEORETICALLY, what are the dangers from turning off the Win10 updates?

Honestly, it doesn't surprise me that Windows 10 might not be compatible with 14-year-old software. I know you like it, I get that, but Office 2003 + Windows 10 is a match made … well, somewhere other than heaven.

I'll address the pragmatic reality of avoiding updates, and I'll also review what I see as your alternatives with respect to Windows 10 and Office 2003.

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